New 'Don't Get Offended' App Encourages Us to Take Control of Our Lives, and Get Offended by More Stuff We Didn't Know Existed

So well, this is what it's come to huh? No, not actually; but it's only a matter of time before this laughable commentary on gettin' offended becomes a reality.

“From the color of your Starbucks cup to a lion being shot in Africa, don’t miss your chance to get offended today about an issue you didn’t know existed yesterday!”

Sh*t, indeed.